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Sign me up…

Posted in The Environment, Uncategorized on January 12th, 2006 by Pope Hammer

How much longer will I have to wait to glow green?

List of things I will do when I glow:

  • Make home-porn tapes without needing to invest in night vision for my camcorder
  • Sell all my flashlights on ebay…probably at midnight and probably without turning on any lights
  • Sneak up on Dick Cheney one night, tell him that I am the devil come to claim his soul, and hopefully give the bastard a heart attack.
  • Coolest moneyshot ever.

Jail! (almost)

Posted in Big Business, Politics, The Environment on November 16th, 2005 by Pope Hammer

I’ll be taking bets on whether Cheney goes to jail or dies first… both just seem so close! Or perhaps the stress and shame of an indictment hearing will give him a fatal heart attack. Well the stress might. If he dies at the indictment hearing, bets are off.

http://yglesias.tpmcafe.com/story/2005/11/16/14526/277

I dont even know what buzzwords you can use to cover this up…

Posted in Big Business, The Environment on September 29th, 2005 by Pants Of Time

This post can speak for itself. I cannot formulate words that express my feelings towards this.

NPCA: Pombo Committee Seeks to Commercialize National Parks, Sell off 15 Parks to Oil Industry, Developers

9/23/2005 1:54:00 PM

To: National Desk, Political and Environment reporters

Contact: Andrea Keller Helsel of the National Parks Conservation Association, 202-454-3332

WASHINGTON, Sept. 23 /U.S. Newswire/ — Following is a statement by Tom Kiernan, president, National Parks Conservation Association:

“In an outrageous budget reconciliation draft obtained by the National Parks Conservation Association, Rep. Richard Pombo (R- 11-CA), Chairman of the House Resources Committee (the most influential House committee on public lands issues), has outlined a plan to close 15 national parks and sell them off to oil and gas industries and private developers; demand that park vehicles and facilities be turned into billboards for commercial advertising; and sell commercial naming rights for park buildings, among other devastating proposals.

“Like Mr. Hoffman’s recent rewrite of the National Park Service’s management policies, this is another fundamental attack on America’s national parks.

“Congressman Pombo has proposed removing from the park system and selling for profit 15 national park sites, including several that honor Revolutionary War heroes, African American leaders, American Indian culture, magnificent Alaskan wilderness and wildlife, priceless archeological sites, and even the memorial to our greatest conservation president, Theodore Roosevelt. Closing these parks would rip significant pages from our American story, but could also devastate Native subsistence economies in Alaska, as well as affect local economies in other states that rely on visitors to these parks to generate annual tourism revenue.

“These 15 parks make up approximately 23 percent of the total park system acreage — which is already only 2 percent of U.S. public lands.

“Congress and the administration have a responsibility to protect our national heritage. Instead, Congressman Pombo seems prepared to put our American heritage on the auction block, insulting the American people and tarnishing the birthright of current and future generations.”

http://www.usnewswire.com/

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/© 2005 U.S. Newswire 202-347-2770/

At first I couldn’t think of any…

Posted in Bush Alert!, News, The Environment on September 1st, 2005 by Pants Of Time

reason to blame the Bush administration for the Katrina devastation. Then I started reading. I read some things, and some more things, and now I want to cry.

You see, one of the things that guards New Orleans from the effects of a storm surge is wetlands. Oh, now you see where this is going don’t you? Yeah, but that’s not all of it. We all know N.O. has man-made provisions to protect the city. How well was their development funded? Well, it had received some funding when they had a bad experience and some people died back in ’95. What else did it have? It had the Army Corps of Engineers working for it. It had the EPA working for it. Was it good enough? Not yet (obviously).

In the recent years, the N.O. Times-Picayune ran a series about how the hurricane protection in N.O. needed work. Lots of work.

Over the next 10 years, the Army Corps of Engineers, tasked with carrying out SELA, spent $430 million on shoring up levees and building pumping stations, with $50 million in local aid. But at least $250 million in crucial projects remained, even as hurricane activity in the Atlantic Basin increased dramatically and the levees surrounding New Orleans continued to subside.

Ah, so what happened next?

Yet after 2003, the flow of federal dollars toward SELA dropped to a trickle. The Corps never tried to hide the fact that the spending pressures of the war in Iraq, as well as homeland security — coming at the same time as federal tax cuts — was the reason for the strain. At least nine articles in the Times-Picayune from 2004 and 2005 specifically cite the cost of Iraq as a reason for the lack of hurricane- and flood-control dollars.

And there we have it. The article quoted above is here. I highly suggest you read it. There is much more inside but I’m eating dinner and I don’t want to throw up.

One of the articles discussed (and mentioned above) I will quote here. It is from Lexis-Nexis so I can’t link it. I will leave you with the full text of the article to enjoy.

Title: Shifting federal budget erodes protection from levees;

For the first time in 37 years, federal budget cuts have all but stopped major work on the New Orleans area’s east bank hurricane levees, a complex network of concrete walls, metal gates and giant earthen berms that won’t be finished for at least another decade.

“I guess people look around and think there’s a complete system in place, that we’re just out here trying to put icing on the cake,” said Mervin Morehiser, who manages the “Lake Pontchartrain and vicinity” levee project for the Army Corps of Engineers. “And we aren’t saying that the sky is falling, but people should know that this is a work in progress, and there’s more important work yet to do before there is a complete system in place.”

In reality, levee building is a long-term undertaking. Section by section, earth is piled into walls as high as 20 feet to protect land on the east bank of the Mississippi River from water that a slow-moving Category 3 hurricane could shove out of Lake Pontchartrain and Lake Borgne. But the levees gradually settle into southeast Louisiana’s mucky subsoil, and every few years, the corps comes back, section by section, to pile on more dirt in what insiders call a “lift.”

“It has always been part of our long-range plan to raise each section of the levee four or even five times,” said Al Naomi, the corps’ senior project manager. “After that, we think the levee might have stabilized and not need further raisings.”

Time for next lift

It’s time now for the next lifts in a number of places that have sunk 2 to 4 feet from their design elevations. These include in Kenner west of the Pontchartrain Center, Metairie between Causeway Boulevard and Clearview Parkway, Norco and St. Rose in St. Charles Parish, the Bayou Sauvage area of eastern New Orleans, and remote marshland areas of eastern St. Bernard Parish.

The subsidence is expected.

What’s new, said Morehiser and Naomi, is that the agency has run out of money for the next round of lifts. Naomi said this is the first time a lack of money has stopped major corps work on the levees since the project began in 1967.

“I can’t tell you exactly what that could mean this hurricane season if we get a major storm,” Naomi said. “It would depend on the path and speed of the storm, the angle that it hits us.

“But I can tell you that we would be better off if the levees were raised, . . . and I think it’s important and only fair that those people who live behind the levee know the status of these projects.”

Levees on the east bank of New Orleans, as well as some in eastern St. Bernard Parish, are among the area’s oldest and have had several lifts. Corps engineers said the next lift might be the last they need.

But the levees on the east bank of St. Charles and Jefferson parishes are much younger, and most stretches have had only one or two lifts.

“This project isn’t expected to end for another 13 to 15 years,” Morehiser said. “They aren’t really finished levees at this point. We don’t even turn them over to their local sponsors until we consider them stable, which is years from now.”

The levees are designed to handle a storm surge of 11 feet, and every additional foot of levee above that is intended to contain waves that otherwise would top the levee. The height of individual levee segments vary.

“When levees are below grade, as ours are in many spots right now, they’re more vulnerable to waves pouring over them and degrading them,” Naomi said. “We’re not below storm-surge elevation yet, but we will be if we stop raising our levees as they subside.”

Bush budget falls short

The Bush administration’s proposed fiscal 2005 budget includes only $3.9 million for the east bank hurricane project. Congress likely will increase that amount, although last year it bumped up the administration’s $3 million proposal only to $5.5 million.

“I needed $11 million this year, and I got $5.5 million,” Naomi said. “I need $22.5 million next year to do everything that needs doing, and the first $4.5 million of that will go to pay four contractors who couldn’t get paid this year.”

Naomi said the corps already owes four contractors more than $2 million for hurricane protection work they’ve done this year without pay, and he expects the figure to climb to about $4.5 million by Sept. 30, the end of the federal fiscal year.

The challenge now, said emergency management chiefs Walter Maestri in Jefferson Parish and Terry Tullier in New Orleans, is for southeast Louisiana somehow to persuade those who control federal spending that protection from major storms and flooding are matters of homeland security.

“It appears that the money has been moved in the president’s budget to handle homeland security and the war in Iraq, and I suppose that’s the price we pay,” Maestri said. “Nobody locally is happy that the levees can’t be finished, and we are doing everything we can to make the case that this is a security issue for us.”

Tullier said, “There is no magic bullet or single key for us. It takes all the keys that we have, and our system of protection is only as strong as its weakest link.

“For us, this levee is part and parcel of homeland security because it helps protect us 365 days a year.”

Weak links elsewhere

Levee-raising is only part of the flood-related work that has stopped since the federal government began reducing Corps of Engineers appropriations in 2001, as more money was diverted to homeland security, the fight against terrorism and the war in Iraq.

Naomi said the local corps district has no money to close gaps in the hurricane levee on St. Charles Parish’s east bank. That levee is designed to protect St. Rose, Destrehan, New Sarpy and Norco, as well as keep floodwater from closing Airline Drive, a major evacuation route.

Nor does the corps have money to floodproof the Robert E. Lee Bridge over the London Canal in New Orleans, nor to build the concrete walls and gates to protect pump stations Nos. 3 and 7 from storm surges on the New Orleans lakefront.

All of these projects, along with periodic levee lifts, are part of the corps’ long-term $745 million hurricane protection project.

“The big danger here is that if we don’t get the money to award these contracts that are ready to go, the backlog will only increase as the levees continue to settle,” Naomi said. “We’ll end up so far behind that we can’t catch up. And the further behind we get, the more critical the safety of the city becomes.”

Sheila Grissett may be reached at sgrissett@timespicayune.com or (504) 883-7058.

Copyright 2004 The Times-Picayune Publishing Company

Times-Picayune (New Orleans)

Who’s up for surfing in the Berkshires?

Posted in Bush Alert!, The Environment on July 8th, 2005 by DoubleMan

Although they are so many more important reasons to kick Bush out of the White House, and the country, and the planet, his refusal to do anything about, or even acknowledge, the Global Warming crisis should buy him a one-way ticket to Crawford.

Even though the data on water temperatures in the North Atlantic does not conclusively show that rising water temperatures are the result of greenhouse gas emissions, this report should come as yet another serious wake-up call. It’s like we keep hitting the snooze button on the environment. There needs to be more scientific inquiry, but since the Bushies don’t believe in science, that won’t be happening any time soon.

The Bush Administration’s constant pandering to corporate interests (maybe Nader is correct, this presidency is actually a corporation masquerading as a person) and their refusal to investigate any important issue is grotesque. Can we make sure that we don’t elect another troglodyte in 2008?

The United States of Exxon

Posted in Big Business, Politics, The Environment on June 19th, 2005 by Pants Of Time

WASHINGTON (AFP) – Opposition Democrats criticized the administration of US
President George W. Bush after it emerged a former top White House advisor on environmental issues, Philip Cooney, has taken a job with oil giant ExxonMobil Corp.

The news that Cooney had secured a job with the oil giant came days after he resigned as the chief of staff of the White House Council on Environmental Quality on Friday.

Prior to resigning his White House post, Cooney was involved in a controversy over the deletion of dire climate change warnings in US government reports.

Dear Mr. Bush,
Please shit on me some more.
Love,
America

Article: White House environment adviser’s move to ExxonMobil criticized (Yahoo!)

I think their dishonesty is a virus

Posted in Big Business, News, The Environment on June 19th, 2005 by Pants Of Time

These guys can’t let ANYTHING go out the door without putting their dirty, grubby, bloody hands on it and fucking it up. The amount of disinformation is just repulsive.

The Bush administration altered critical portions of a scientific analysis of the environmental impact of cattle grazing on public lands before announcing Thursday that it would relax regulations limiting grazing on those lands, according to scientists involved in the study.

A government biologist and a hydrologist, who both retired this year from the Bureau of Land Management, said their conclusions that the proposed new rules might adversely affect water quality and wildlife, including endangered species, were excised and replaced with language justifying less stringent regulations favored by cattle ranchers.

Article: Land Study on Grazing Denounced (LA Times)

Once again, competant US reporting, only available in the UK

Posted in Big Business, The Environment on June 12th, 2005 by Pants Of Time

Clickity Click

President’s George Bush’s decision not to sign the United States up to the Kyoto global warming treaty was partly a result of pressure from ExxonMobil, the world’s most powerful oil company, and other industries, according to US State Department papers seen by the Guardian.

The documents, which emerged as Tony Blair visited the White House for discussions on climate change before next month’s G8 meeting, reinforce widely-held suspicions of how close the company is to the administration and its role in helping to formulate US policy.

“significant and fundamental uncertainties”

Posted in Bush Alert!, The Environment on June 8th, 2005 by DoubleMan

Full disclosure: I’m a very bad environmentalist. I want less carbon emissions, to have cleaner air and water, and more green spaces and forests, BUT I don’t really want to sacrifice. I want to leave my computer on all the time, take 45-minute showers, use paper plates, and leave my AC on full-blast if the temperature gets above 80.

I know those actions are in direct opposition to the goals, but at least I want change, and I think I’m big enough to have contradictions. The change can come, and I won’t have to give up too much. All cars should be hybrids, fully hydrogen-powered, or required to get 40 miles per gallon, SUV drivers should be sterilized, there should be wind farms all over the Plains states (and Cape Cod bay), more federal funding (taken from the disgustingly bloated Defense budget) should go to solar research so that solar cells can be as ubiquitous as roofing tiles, people need to eat less fish to avoid fish farming and overfishing, agriculture needs to be more sustainable, suburban sprawl HAS TO be reversed, Wal-Mart needs to be destroyed or at least unionized, and the Oil industry needs to stop writing the energy policy for this country.

We should always err on the side of thinking the environment is worse than it is, instead of lying, obscuring science, and claiming that everything isn’t that bad.

Maybe each individual thing this administration does isn’t impeachable, but the sum should definitely put people behind bars.

Also, if you don’t believe the evidence that Global Warming (Luntz’s and now the NY Times’ “Climate Change”) exists, you are a complete fucktard.

Holy Crap!

Posted in Big Business, The Environment on April 6th, 2005 by kstevens

This is not good.

I guess it’s time to go out and buy some farmland (but not in the southwest, southeast, or northwest mountain states aparently).