Archive for April, 2005

Backpedal much?

Posted in Elections, Politics on April 27th, 2005 by DoubleMan

HA!!!

It looks like the Repugs are getting ready to lighten their load for 2006.

Let’s see what the Hammer does; you can bet he will be mad as hell. He’ll need all the tricks he learned in his previous profession.

Who knew 50 cent was Jewish?

Posted in Religion, Religion, Uncategorized on April 21st, 2005 by Ralter

Apparently this is why he named himself after money.

I heart abstinence

Posted in Abstinence Only! on April 15th, 2005 by kstevens

Question: What happens when a liberal blogger somehow manages to register a popular domain name?

Answer: “faith-fucking”

Hat tip to the apostropher.

Can’t leave it alone…

Posted in Freedom of Speech, Uncategorized on April 15th, 2005 by Milly

Bush: not satisfied with destroying other cultures. Has to take our own down too.

http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/news.aspx?id=15112

Tax Loophole

Posted in Uncategorized on April 15th, 2005 by Ralter

I hope all you dirty hippy liberals take advantage of this tax loophole.

Die, Seriously, Just Die.

Posted in Higher Education, Uncategorized on April 14th, 2005 by DoubleMan

Here are another 1,150 names I need to add to my shit list……….I keep it in an Excel file.

How productive

Posted in Uncategorized on April 14th, 2005 by Ralter

Operation Falcon

More than 10,000 fugitives captured in one week during “Operation Falcon”. I don’t understand, why didn’t they capture them last week, or last year. This clearly goes to show how lazy law enforcement is. They don’t bother arresting people until there is a mandate, and then they nuts for a week. Basically, anyone out there with a warrant for their arrest who did not get caught can breath a sigh of relief. They have another year to party, before they have to skip the country next April to avoid being captured during “Operation Falconer”.

Where can I get one?

Posted in Politics on April 12th, 2005 by DoubleMan

This is one of the the greatest t-shirts ever, it’s too bad that Cafepress sucks; they always take down the great controversial shirts, like my Colin Powell “House Negro” tee.

Delay t-shirt

I’m sorry it’s blurry. If you can’t read it:

Dear Tom Delay,

Please commit suicide.

Sincerely,
Everyone

The rest of the shirts in the store are decent, but not nearly as brilliant as “Sincerely, Everyone

Unfortunately, I have to thank the retarded, Right-wing, Christo-fascist freak-shows known as The American Patriots for this one.

Arggghhghg!

Posted in Etc. on April 10th, 2005 by kstevens

If you are pregnant, nursing, prone to heart attack, stroke, depression, or have low immunity do not watch this music video. You have been warned.

Via Atrios.

Kaye Grogan, Pastor Swank, and… The Ultimate Warrior?

Posted in Politics (Opinion) on April 7th, 2005 by kstevens

The Culture Warrior?
I honestly don’t know what to say about this.

My favorite quote from The Warrior:

“queering don’t make the world work”

Apparently college republicans are as desperate for celebrity speakers as the rest of the GOP:

Ultimate Warrior? Ron Silver?

The GOP will lose 25% of its Hollywood supporters when Moses (sorry, I mean Heston) dies.

Hat tip to Happy Furry Puppy Story Time