Archive for February, 2006

“catastrophic cultural collapse”

Posted in Uncategorized on February 27th, 2006 by DoubleMan

The company that’s been bringing us shitty pizzas and even shittier ad campaigns has just given us another reason to not pick up the phone to call Domino’s.

The pizza chain’s founder, Tom Monaghan, plans to build a Catholic-only town that adheres to the strict teachings of the Church.  Where will the town be?  Florida, of course. 

I wonder if the butt-fucking of little boys is obligatory or still optional…

Enter the maw

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26th, 2006 by DoubleMan

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Castor leaves kind of look like pot

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26th, 2006 by DoubleMan

Best sign I’ve seen since Louisville does guys.

Guess where…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24th, 2006 by DoubleMan

Man kills neighbor because of door slamming.

Man kills roommate in fight over toilet paper.

Got a nickel

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24th, 2006 by DoubleMan

The MBTA plans to gouge us even more. A new fee hike will bring the cost of a T ride to $1.55 (Buses will be $1.15). 

Yes, Massachusetts’ public services are run by geniuses.

Same. Fucking. Movie.

Posted in Uncategorized on February 23rd, 2006 by DoubleMan

Watch the trailers side by side.

Aeon Flux:

Ultraviolet:


I guess Charlize has better hair.

Ann Coulter on the Cartoon violence.

Posted in Other Media, Politics (Opinion), Religion, Religion, Religion in Politics, Society/Culture on February 9th, 2006 by zedlappy

So she wrote a wonderfully insightful and truthful piece on this whole Muhammad cartoon things. Oh wait. No, the opposite.

And people thing she is clever?

aaarghh

Among the gems.

In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, among other peaceful acts of nonviolence.

Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back.

Wait she just contradicted herself in the same article

Largely unnoticed in this spectacle is the blinding fact that one nation is missing from the long list of Muslim countries (by which I mean France and England) with hundreds of crazy Muslims experiencing bipolar rage over some cartoons: Iraq. Hey — maybe this democracy thing does work! The barbaric behavior of Europe’s Muslims suggests that the European welfare state may not be attracting your top-notch Muslims.

Maybe Iraq has been quiet because all their crazies have been too busy blowing up american soldiers to merely riot and burn down a few embassies. They have better things to protest.

And also way to be bigoted. Lets classify all Muslims as Arabs because they are the same. Just like all white people are americans and everyone with narrow eyes is chinese etc. etc. Hey Ann … Culture and Religion are two different things.

But apparently the Quran is like the Constitution: It’s a “living document,” capable of sprouting all-new provisions at will. Muslims ought to start claiming the Quran also prohibits indoor plumbing, to explain their lack of it.

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Protestants don’t make a peep about other people eating food off one another’s plates. (Just stay away from our plates — that’s disgusting.)

Also lets take a closer look at this gem

Catholics aren’t short on rules, but they couldn’t care less if non-Catholics use birth control.

Maybe some catholics do not care but Geroge W Bush(not a catholic) is very interested in your reproductive freedom. How about a mention about all those millions of aid money going to only to  Catholic/Religious organizations who provide Abstinence Only AIDS prevention programs in Africa. Oh things like the FDA bottling up the morning after pill? hmmmm

And lets not get too holier than thou here. Your friends on the extreme right wing are the ones blowing abortion clinics, gay bars, taking sniper rifles to abortion doctors …. Lets not have two standards here. One will do just fine. Keyword … Fundamentalists everywhere are making the world a lot more interesting for the rest of us.

I Heart Feingold

Posted in Politics, Uncategorized on February 8th, 2006 by kstevens

You can put me on the “Russ Feingold for president” bandwagon.  Could I also get some Al Gore to go and a side order of Obama as well?

Isn’t it ironic….don’t you think?

Posted in Uncategorized on February 7th, 2006 by DoubleMan

I wish I had artisitc skills, or at least better Photoshop skills, so I could make my own anti-Islam cartoon. This is what I’d make:
A pig with Ariel Sharon’s face that is fucking Mohammed up the ass while he is forced to drink a beer and look at his wife naked (she has a job, btw).
Oh well, this will do:

Bomb-head
  This whole story makes me smile. 

Just Popping In

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3rd, 2006 by kstevens

I am taking this brief opportunity to emerge from “deep cover” and update you all on the “goings on” out on the internets:

(1) Christie Todd Whitman is a liar and her lie appears to have subjected countless New Yorkers to serious harm. Via Atrios.

(2) NARAL blew (and continues to blow) it by supporting Chafee. It appears both Chafee and NARAL are going to suffer some blowback from the Alito nomination.

(3) It appears the White House improperly dissapeared some internal emails relating to Plame. Via Digby.

(4) Apparently a Tom Toles cartoon has disturbed the delicate sensibilities of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Via Americablog.

(5) Chris Matthews reinvents “hacktackular” every day. See here, here, here, here, here, here and here. And that’s just one month. Go here to bitch about Matthews.

(6) Watch Olberman pimp slap O’Reilly. Via onegoodmove.

(7) And the award for best Boehner pun goes to Max Sawicky. Via Sadly, No!.

(8) For a good laugh, go read actual Hollywood insider John Rodgers as he absolutely destroys self-described Hollywood insider Jason Appuzo’s brainless rant about the “triviality of Holywood.” Of course, as far as I’m concerned, any argument which claims that Star Wars: Episode III (no link – I don’t want to encourage George Lucas ) is Oscar-worthy is pretty much self-refuting.

(9) Also for a good Oscar-related laugh: Go read Norbizness’ analysis of this years Razzie Awards. My favorite line (in bold):

Worst Director: John Asher (Dirty Love); Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark), Jay Chandrasekhar (The Dukes of Hazzard); Nora Ephron (Bewitched); Lawrence Gutterman (Son of the Mask). I have to go with Nora Ephron based on lifetime achievement, the others might never work again and Uwe Boll is simply using bad movies as a German tax dodge.

Sadly, Alone in the Dark was not nominated for worst picture. However, Tara Reid should win for Worst Actress for her awe-inspiring turn as an Anthropologist/Whore in Alone in the Dark. She mispronounced dialogue for crying out loud.