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How much longer will I have to wait to glow green?

List of things I will do when I glow:

  • Make home-porn tapes without needing to invest in night vision for my camcorder
  • Sell all my flashlights on ebay…probably at midnight and probably without turning on any lights
  • Sneak up on Dick Cheney one night, tell him that I am the devil come to claim his soul, and hopefully give the bastard a heart attack.
  • Coolest moneyshot ever.

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