How much longer will I have to wait to glow green?
List of things I will do when I glow:
- Make home-porn tapes without needing to invest in night vision for my camcorder
- Sell all my flashlights on ebay…probably at midnight and probably without turning on any lights
- Sneak up on Dick Cheney one night, tell him that I am the devil come to claim his soul, and hopefully give the bastard a heart attack.
- Coolest moneyshot ever.