Sanity Pills

Proving once again that ignorance is bliss.

Republicans are happier than Democrats

An analysis of the greatest baseball player of all time.

The local fish market (which sucks, as do most fish markets in MA) has specials on “talapia” and “dungenous” crab.

Nice job, guys.

The new Barney’s in Copley made some interesting decorating choices.

Considering that performing CPR on any man makes a man gay, I can understand why this police chief may have acted this way. 

The company that’s been bringing us shitty pizzas and even shittier ad campaigns has just given us another reason to not pick up the phone to call Domino’s.

The pizza chain’s founder, Tom Monaghan, plans to build a Catholic-only town that adheres to the strict teachings of the Church.  Where will the town be?  Florida, of course. 

I wonder if the butt-fucking of little boys is obligatory or still optional…

Best sign I’ve seen since Louisville does guys.

Man kills neighbor because of door slamming.

Man kills roommate in fight over toilet paper.